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…ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ﹐ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ ᴡᴀs ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ.

If you love me, don’t read it in front of me… Because you won’t love me when you’re finished. And I don’t want to see that happen.

My name is James Buchanan Barnes. You shot Natasha. Prepare to die.
Bucky in Black Widow #8 (via misterdiddums)    

moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image

#me

hangthecode:

I don’t think wiser words have been spoken.

Johnnie Phelps, a woman sergeant in the army, thought, “There was a tolerance for lesbianism if they needed you. The battalion I was in was probably about ninety-seven percent lesbian.”
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day, the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out. We’re going to get rid of them.”
“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’ “
“And he was kind of taken aback a bit. And then this women standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the General pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelp’s name may be second, but mine will be first.”
“Then I looked at him, and said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all the drivers-every woman in the WAC detachment-and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us-then I’ll be happy to make that list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancy. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious conduct.”
“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’”
The Gay Metropolis, page 47, Charles Kaiser (via bibliothekara)    

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

a-joshifer-shipper:

mockingjace:

ennobaria:

Jennifer about the fans

#her bodyguard tho

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"You all need jesus."

sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

roane72:

Reacting to the news about Captain America. <3

roane72:

Reacting to the news about Captain America. <3

handwritingofgod said:
Bucky looking a little like a potato as a child. Like, yeah he was cute, but... Yeah. But then the glorious winds of puberty blow through his thick hair and he's tall, dark and handsome and he's swaggers around with a smirk and Steve's just like "You shit, you fucking little shit." because PUBERTY HAS DONE NOTHING FOR HIM EXCEPT MAKE HIS VOICE FIFTY TIMES DEEPER WHICH IS FINE BUT HE HASN'T GROWN AN INCH IN THREE YEARS.
buckyoubucky replied:

I JUST IMAGINED SKINNY!STEVE JUST LIKE…FINDING A PICTURE OF POTATO!BUCKY AND JUST LEGIT LOOKING RIGHT AT BUCKY

"you shit. you fucking little shit." IN HIS DEEP-ASS VOICE COMING OUT OF THAT TINY LITTLE BODY AND JUST

FUCK ME I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

lilacblossoms said:
I am SCREAMING about that drabble BUCKY and I LOVE that you had Schmidt running against Steve - because the Red Skull was Steve's nemesis most of all - but it's PIERCE going after Bucky. Because he had a much more personal relationship with Bucky. D;
thunderboltsortofapenny replied:

The saga of Chief of Staff James Barnes v. Senator Alexander Pierce is a favorite news item for everyone from Charlie Rose to Jon Stewart. Tony encourages Bucky to go after the Senator on every opportunity. Clint gives him one liners for the press. Natasha does damage control in her briefing. Bruce and Steve are the only ones who aren’t fans, but they’ve been known to passively approve a plan or stumble upon a memo that may be exactly the thing Bucky needs to prove his point.

Bucky once got a fruit basket from Jimmy Fallon after a month-long budget debate ended with a picture of Peter entering the White House with pints of Late Night Snack in his arms. There was a meme about it by morning.